Super Cop

I thought I might try the coffee shop again. Even requested one of the back rooms to myself. Apparently, that girl has been hanging around here the last few days hoping to see me here again. That's my fault. I don't usually give back sexually. I don't typically need to. I was in a mood, though, and ate her out in front of everyone. Her being here is why I don't give back often. I can do things with my body, all of my body, that no one else, man or woman, on the planet can. This includes my tongue. I'm can say with complete confidence she'd never cum so hard in her life. I ruined her.  Ah, well. At least she brought a friend and I can post this while cumming my brains out. I hope my O-face doesn't freak them out. I'll talk about that later. It's hard to describe how powerful I am in a way that's easy to visualize. Unlike your comic book heroes ,I don't seem to have an upper limit for anything. Though, I feel like I do. In the same way you know...

I've been sitting here, hyper perception full throttle, for almost an hour trying to think of something clever to open up with. That's a little less than 30 seconds for you. Despite a brain that's faster than a supercomputer, I got nothing. So, I guess we'll keep it simple. Hi! My name is Jordan and I am the most powerful being on the planet. I work for Angel Peak PD and I have a 3 foot cock. Questions, I know.  I don't know why I'm a smoking hot, super...futa...I guess is what the internet calls me. I don't remember my parents, my childhood, or where I came from. I woke up one day in the middle of a road outside of the city and I never left.  How do I know I'm hot? I can barely have lunch in public without getting my dick sucked or my pussy filled with dick or tongue. It was awesome at first, but sometimes I just want to have a burger in peace... Who am I kidding? It's still awesome, but the chief hates it.  Your next question might be, why a cop? B...