Almost Perfect - 2 October 2021

I love my job. No one can do what I do and I love that, too. Those two things make me a nearly perfect police woman. Except I hate paperwork. If you happen to live in my city, sorry, not sorry about your lame report. I'd rather eat bullets, which are gross by the way.

I usually convince one of the other guys to do it in return for, well, me. Or I put it off util the last minute. It's fine. I can do a week's worth of reports and filing in a few minutes. A weeks worth for me is far more than any other cop at my precinct since I don't sleep. (I work for practically nothing since I don't need anything. Maybe a topic for later?)

There's a funny story here, though. Early in my career I wasn't doing paperwork at all. I justified it due to the fact I was busy cleaning up a city in a bad place. At the time, the guys were happy to do it because it meant they didn't have to get shot at which didn't bother me.

Once things settled down, the chief insisted I do my share, or at least my own. I'd shrug it off or let him "talk to the cock". Talk to the cock is when I stroke myself pretending to listen until my dick grows so hard it  blocks my face and you end up talking to my cock. Needless to say, he didn't like it.

His punishment? I got to do the whole precinct's paperwork. He knew I had super-speed, he had no idea to what extend. I'm sure he thought the piles of files and reports he'd stacked on my desk would teach me a lesson. I realize I'm a show off. I even tend to swagger my power over my fellow officers. I'm a down right bully to the bad guys.

He said he'd be back in an hour or so. I couldn't help but giggle and told him to sit tight before I set up two desks side by side with two computers on each. I piled up all the paperwork on one end of each desk, stacked above my head. I even offered to do his and piled it on top. Sitting down between the two desks, my hands became a blurs until it looked like I had multiple arms to anyone watching. 

My poor chief just scowled at me. Some of the other guys pulled out phones to film it which I didn't mind. I thought I might as well give them a show, so I started jacking off as well moaning and cooing and giggling as I'd open a folder on either side of me, read all four while tying up the formal report before sending it to one of the printers and dropping it on the server. At the same time, I jacked off, played with my tits and balls and sucked my cock. Of course, before too long, my eyes were glowing from the immensely intense orgasm I was experiencing for the fourth, or fifth I can't remember, time that day before lunch. 

What would have taken you a a couple days at least, I did in less than 20 minutes and backed up the printers for the next hour or so. Everyone watching said I looked like I had 12 arms and three heads. I saw one of the videos. It was awesome.

So, cock still rock hard and glowing O-face on full blast, I stood up and pet the chief on the head before walking out and leaping off to Canada to spend my lunch cumming on top of a mountain.

I did agree to be "better" about keeping up with my reports later. 

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