Drugs Are Bad...ASS!
It's been awhile hasn't it? I'd apologize, but that would be weird, right? Me apologizing for cumming for almost three months. I guess I could apologize for the white, sticky mess the size of Rhode Island floating in the Pacific Ocean, but I couldn't really help it. It might be bigger than Rhode Island actually... It wasn't Marie this time. I finally got that out of my system by jacking off for a few days after the fun I had with the rookie. As I was walking home I decided to just sit on a bench in the park and jack off until my dick finally decided to relax. Joggers, walkers, picnics, they all got to watch. I've just given up hiding it. It's not like they can do anything about it. I'm the police, and if they called the police they'd just tell them not to worry about it. I guess they could try to call military, but I've been there, done that. A story for later. I was bored at the precinct and asked if anyone needed assistance, which surprised th...