Drugs Are Bad...ASS!

 It's been awhile hasn't it? I'd apologize, but that would be weird, right? Me apologizing for cumming for almost three months. I guess I could apologize for the white, sticky mess the size of Rhode Island floating in the Pacific Ocean, but I couldn't really help it. It might be bigger than Rhode Island actually...

It wasn't Marie this time. I finally got that out of my system by jacking off for a few days after the fun I had with the rookie. As I was walking home I decided to just sit on a bench in the park and jack off until my dick finally decided to relax. Joggers, walkers, picnics, they all got to watch. I've just given up hiding it. It's not like they can do anything about it. I'm the police, and if they called the police they'd just tell them not to worry about it. I guess they could try to call military, but I've been there, done that. A story for later.

I was bored at the precinct and asked if anyone needed assistance, which surprised the chief, but he directed me to narcotics. I won't bore you with the details, but I found myself alone in a room with confiscated drugs and a really, really strong curiosity.  I'd never tried drugs before. Standing there with a several kilos of Columbian Bam Bam, a few bags of mushrooms, pounds and pounds of marijuana, and a pile of heroine I realized this was happening.

Being invulnerable to literally anything, I usually throw caution to the wind when trying something new. There just isn't any need to ease into anything. I've used spent radiation fuel rods as dildos and, well, you read last post. I'm sure of all my power, the one that is truly infinite is my invulnerable body.

So, I picked up the heroine, taking three doses of it straight away. I'm know I'm supposed to heat it up or something. I just popped it all in my mouth and swallowed. Immediately after, while I waited for that to kick in, I breathed in quarter kilo of cocaine and chased it with the disgusting mushrooms, all of them.

It was awesome. The stuff hit me so hard my body went rigid and I felt my face contort with my mouth open as my dick audibly snapped from semi hard to steel pole. I watched, frozen in orgasmic shock, as my cock stretched a full foot. I was sure it happened faster than a normal eye could see, but my perception went into overdrive slowing everything down. Then I heard the BOOM as my cock blasted with such force my feet sank three inches into the floor shaking the building. I didn't realize it at the time, but I was gripping my balls so hard they were glowing. Thankfully, no one was above me when my cum erupted through the ceiling and shot in a super sonic stream into the sky.

Apparently, I was like that for an hour. I asked if that was true later because it felt like a several hours. I had to laugh when it was over. Everything I do to find pleasure is a different kind of orgasm. One isn't better than the other, they're all just different so I go for what I'm in the mood for. Long, intense? Sure. Quick, relaxing? When I need it. Another chance for Marie to take advantage of me? Please? Never have I had shocking, intense, AND long.

I gathered up what was there and spent the day being a narcotics officer effectively cleaning up the city for the first time in years. I knew it wouldn't last, but I didn't do it for them.

Finding a beach near the coast, I ingested probably the largest drug haul in law enforcement history, laid back on a sturdy chair wearing nothing but sunglasses and a smile and waited for it all to kick in.

My cock roared to life so loud it was like a small jet engine. After the initial orgasmic shock, it never let up. My face contorted into an O-face and my body went rigid with solid muscle. Then, I started pumping my cock and screamed into a blissful nirvana that echoed across the coast for miles and for months.

I'm still here. I typed this entry as soon as I stopped just for you. Your welcome.