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Drugs Are Bad...ASS!

 It's been awhile hasn't it? I'd apologize, but that would be weird, right? Me apologizing for cumming for almost three months. I guess I could apologize for the white, sticky mess the size of Rhode Island floating in the Pacific Ocean, but I couldn't really help it. It might be bigger than Rhode Island actually... It wasn't Marie this time. I finally got that out of my system by jacking off for a few days after the fun I had with the rookie. As I was walking home I decided to just sit on a bench in the park and jack off until my dick finally decided to relax. Joggers, walkers, picnics, they all got to watch. I've just given up hiding it. It's not like they can do anything about it. I'm the police, and if they called the police they'd just tell them not to worry about it. I guess they could try to call military, but I've been there, done that. A story for later. I was bored at the precinct and asked if anyone needed assistance, which surprised th...

Think You Used Enough Dynamite?

 Getting turned out by Marie, as awesome as it was, left me with a raging boner for days after. Normally, I stay semi-hard. I've never been able to be any less than that. Believe me, I've tried. A lot. I have embraced the fact that I will always have a semi. I just have to be mindful since it's as superhuman as the rest of me.  I don't usually care if I'm at full mast for a bit. It happens all the time. But I can't stop thinking about her and it's causing the hardest, biggest, stiffy I've ever had that won't go away. I'd try sucking myself, but the head is passed the reach of my mouth. I've tried jacking off for a whole day, and filled a large pond, but thinking about her lips, her body, her hair, those tits... She's ruined me.  It's times like this you should be thankful you don't have endless stamina. If I was normal, my dick would start to get sore, I'd get blue balls, and eventually my body would give up out of exhaustion....

I Think I'm In Love

 She's hotter than me. She's way more powerful than me. She has a bigger dick than me. I have no idea what her name is, but her French accent is so fucking sexy I'm cumming right now just thinking about her! That's where I've been the last few weeks. Getting a good fucking by a titan girl using my body like a toy. I was so helpless and weak and it was the best fuck I've had in my whole super-powered life! It was a typical, boring, robbery call. I was on the other side of the city but a quick walk over and I was getting briefed by the sergeant on site. When you're as powerful as I am, invulnerable to literally everything, after awhile I just stop listening to what I'm going into. It just doesn't matter. Guns? Bombs? Nuclear? Orgasm inducing at best. So I completely missed the part about the girl locked in the vault with the bad guys. I like to give a little heads up before I make my entrance. It's more for their safety than mine. If I just pop my ...

Almost Perfect - 2 October 2021

I love my job. No one can do what I do and I love that, too. Those two things make me a nearly perfect police woman. Except I hate paperwork. If you happen to live in my city, sorry, not sorry about your lame report. I'd rather eat bullets, which are gross by the way. I usually convince one of the other guys to do it in return for, well, me. Or I put it off util the last minute. It's fine. I can do a week's worth of reports and filing in a few minutes. A weeks worth for me is far more than any other cop at my precinct since I don't sleep. (I work for practically nothing since I don't need anything. Maybe a topic for later?) There's a funny story here, though. Early in my career I wasn't doing paperwork at all. I justified it due to the fact I was busy cleaning up a city in a bad place. At the time, the guys were happy to do it because it meant they didn't have to get shot at which didn't bother me. Once things settled down, the chief insisted I do my...

A Little More on Power - 30 September 2021

I thought I might try the coffee shop again. Even requested one of the back rooms to myself. Apparently, that girl has been hanging around here the last few days hoping to see me here again. That's my fault. I don't usually give back sexually. I don't typically need to. I was in a mood, though, and ate her out in front of everyone. Her being here is why I don't give back often. I can do things with my body, all of my body, that no one else, man or woman, on the planet can. This includes my tongue. I'm can say with complete confidence she'd never cum so hard in her life. I ruined her.  Ah, well. At least she brought a friend and I can post this while cumming my brains out. I hope my O-face doesn't freak them out. I'll talk about that later. It's hard to describe how powerful I am in a way that's easy to visualize. Unlike your comic book heroes ,I don't seem to have an upper limit for anything. Though, I feel like I do. In the same way you know...

Stepping Out - 27 September 2021

I've been sitting here, hyper perception full throttle, for almost an hour trying to think of something clever to open up with. That's a little less than 30 seconds for you. Despite a brain that's faster than a supercomputer, I got nothing. So, I guess we'll keep it simple. Hi! My name is Jordan and I am the most powerful being on the planet. I work for Angel Peak PD and I have a 3 foot cock. Questions, I know.  I don't know why I'm a smoking hot, super...futa...I guess is what the internet calls me. I don't remember my parents, my childhood, or where I came from. I woke up one day in the middle of a road outside of the city and I never left.  How do I know I'm hot? I can barely have lunch in public without getting my dick sucked or my pussy filled with dick or tongue. It was awesome at first, but sometimes I just want to have a burger in peace... Who am I kidding? It's still awesome, but the chief hates it.  Your next question might be, why a cop? B...